UFOs and Other Things that Shouldn't Exist

“What the hell is that?”

Pancho's eyes followed the direction of Hyme's pointing finger and his jaw dropped at the sight. It was an Unidentified Flying Object. Certainly no alien saucer, but…

“A dragicorn,” Sabrina breathed, looking at it in awe.

Pancho ripped gaze from the strange purplish-white creature and furoius her a confused look. “A what?”

She glared at him, furious that he dared to ruin the moment. “A dragicorn,” she said simply.

“A dragicorn.”

“Yes.”

A tall, brown-haired girl turned towards Sabrina with wide eyes. “You mean, your dragon is real?”

“Of course. That," she motioned toward the dragicorn, "is not her. She is supposed to be pure.”

“Pure?” Pancho couldn't grasp this conversation for the life of him.

“Pure,” she answered slowly, as if she was speaking to a very small child. “Full-blooded.”

“Then where did that,” he made a show of copying her movements,  “come from?”

“I don’t know!” Her foot began to tap impatiently against the floor. She clearly wanted to carry on watching the Dragicorn in peace. “It doesn’t mean I’m an expert on these things just because I have dragon!”

Nicole danced on the balls of her feet, her eyes glowing with excitement. “Ooh! Did your Dragon really elope with a Unicorn?”

Sabrina shrugged. “Don’t know.”

This was insane. Alternate Universes. Dragons and Unicorns. Dragicorns. These shouldn’t even exist. It was the kind of stuff people at the mental ward of a hospital saw.

Pancho put his head in his hands. After all this stress from Migs, I wouldn’t be surprised if I lost my mind... or was it my glasses? He looked back at the Dragicorn and continued to do so until a hand touched his shoulder.

“Pancho,” Migs said. His face was inscrutable as always. “What's going on?”

If Pancho was going to answer, he didn’t get the chance. At that moment the Dragicorn swooped down, claws ready, and carried Migs off—quite literally—into the sunset.

And that was also the moment when Pancho promptly collapsed.

To be continued… or not.