Is an extreme mutation caused by the excess exposure to radio active waves emitted by the idea of talking cats who wear hats, dust specks, elephants, bird girls, burgers, monkeys, and sour kangaroos.
This rare disease usually manifests itself in its sufferers after they have performed the most-loved children's musical Seussical. Hence, the name.
Sufferers experience these following symptoms:
- The sudden urge to sing the following songs: All The Thinks You Can Think, Biggest Blame Fool, Notice Me Horton, and Monkey Around along with all the other songs in the Seussical playlist;
- The undeniable calling to dance the carefully crafted choreography designed specifically for the musical;
- Uncontrollable Seussical innuendos (i.e. "If you don't shut up, I'll boil you in a hot steaming kettle of Beezlenut Oil!" "Shut up, you Sour Kangaroo!");
- The sudden adaptation of the phrase "A person's a person, no matter how small." as a personal motto and finally;
- The unexplained desire to go 'rescue' every dust speck that floats past, hoping to continue the tradition of saving the 'Whos'.
There is no known cure to this disease. It is not life threatening, however.
It will just drive you insane with happiness, giddiness, and a little bit of nostalgia.
There is only one known sufferer of this disease.
Her name is Duchess Constantine Nihilyon.
We missed you! No. Seriously. We did.
And, as promised, Christmas specials! XDDD
And not just from me and Sydney, but from all of us! Jane Doe, Luningning, and Bubble Vamp, too!
For our comeback, we need to complete our very first Christmas Challenge!
The rules are simple. It must be a long one-shot. It also must have humour, fluff, maybe even a little suggestive content. It has to have that Christmas-y feel, but there shouldn't be any mistletoe action. It's too cliche.
Remember! They need to post their entry to the challenge on or before December 25!
Stay tuned for more updates!
More Power To You!
-Duchess Constantine Nihilyon
PS Each of us picked a pairing to write for. Here's the list:
Duchess (Me XDDD) - Migancho (You have to agree that Pancho's POV is the easiest)
Sydney - Joshtin (She chose to rise to the challenge and picked the hardest pairing to write for. Cheers, Sydney, dear, and good luck! XD)
Luningning - Suis (She wanted to try her hand at this pairing XDD)
Jane Doe - Nyme (She complained that it was hard. We are currently mentoring her on the subject XDD)
We haven't assigned one to Bubble Vamp yet, since she was absent on the day we hatched the idea, but don't worry, we'll get her a pairing.
But since there are five of us and four pairings, we might have to double one. Don't worry, though. The more the merrier! XDDD
Let's get writing! XDDD
PPS The Christmas Challenge is open to everybody! You can post it then link it to us. If you don't have a blog, you can write it, convert it into a PDF file then send it to one of our e-mails.
If you want to join, better get writing! We'd love to hear from you guys! XDDD

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