The 101 Obvious Facts Of Riverside Academy 1/10

I started a new series.

*Ducks as tomatoes are thrown from every direction*

Ok! I know I need to work on the 3rd episode of the collab. And I will! Don't worry. Just... Just be patient with me. Please?

Thank you!

So, I'll leave you with this first.

Warning: Swearing and a few suggestive stuff will commence.

The Normal Stuff

1: Hyme swears. A lot. He just does. But his favourite swear word of all would be ‘fucking’. Because, you know, ‘fucking’ is just one of those fucking words that fucking fit anywhere in the fucking sentence no matter where you fucking put it. So, don’t mind it if he swears. It’s a normal occurrence.

2: Sabrina loves to draw. She does! She has a notebook filled with doodles of airships and dragons and kittens. She has a folder in her laptop containing all her finished drawings coloured and polished. She just loves to draw, ok? And she doesn’t care if you don’t like what she draws because her drawings are wonderful and beautiful and always filled with such slash that oh my god you just want to die of nosebleed and go to yaoi heaven, alright? Alright.

3: Luis’s hair is a forest. No, seriously, it is just one. Big. Forest. He doesn’t really grow roots and trees on his scalp but his hair was as good as. It was poofy and big and could have been a mini version of an afro of all things. But it looks good on him. And the only people who ever braved to touch his hair were Sam (who liked to ruffle everyone’s hair as a passing sign of affection) and Sven (who was surprisingly fond of it). Luis has thought about cutting it, though. But Sven reacted very violently to that so… Never mind.

4: Nico and Nicole are imaginative. Really imaginative. Just give them a place, date, and time and they will be able to make the most absurd scenario that, for some unknown reason, could actually happen in real life. For example: Luis is dating Pancho, but Pancho is cheating on Luis with Nico. Though that’s ok, because Luis is secretly pinning for Hyme who is betrothed to Pat, who doesn’t like him one bit and is in an affair with—

5: —Pat just hit them both with a frying pan for that scenario. In fact, Pat, though quiet, is secretly evil. She’s like Black Widow from the Avengers. She can use anything as a weapon. She can manipulate people like puppets. But she doesn’t like doing it.

So she doesn’t.

That is… If it isn’t necessary *a wink-wink*.

6: Pancho is usually found studying in the library. Sometimes, under the stair case or in the cafeteria. But the most common place to find him studying would be in the Library. He loves it in there. It would take an army to get him out.

Though, that army did only consist of Miguel. So, it isn’t very hard.

7: Dear homophobe:

How dare you even have the audacity to insult our brethren whilst we stand within vicinity? How dare you call them faggots and bastards when you yourself are one? How dare you even show your ugly self to our face?

You can go and disappear, you bastardly idiot. The room lights up with the absence of your stupidity.

In short: You fuck with our boys, you fuck with us.

Sincerely,
The Riverside Academy Girls

8: Dear perverts who keep giving our girls their numbers:

Piss off or we will hurt you.

Sincerely,
The Riverside Academy Boys

9: There are only twelve bathrooms in Riverside Academy. Fourteen counting the teacher’s bathroom. Fifty counting the dorm rooms.

But in the main building, there are only twelve bathrooms. Each floor only has four stalls, two for the guys, two for the girls.

The girls are patient enough to wait. The guys are not.

So, sometimes they… Um, they… They kinda…

They kinda pee in the sink.

Please don’t tell the girls.

10: We know, you disgusting idiots. You’re lucky we love you guys ‘cause if we didn’t, Ms Kathy would’ve kicked you out of the Dorm rooms and unto the cold and merciless street.

Idiots.

-The Girls

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A/N: So, this series is here to explain small bits and pieces in the stories that a few of you might not understand. And it might also contain a few sequels for a few of our Omakes and such.

And maybe a few sequels to the collab. I don't know.

I'll update every week. So, you'll have to wait 'til next Friday for the next installment.

Until then, though.

That's what we all say, Sherlock.

That's what we all say. *Cries into Legolas-plushie*

More Power To You! XDDD

-Duchess Constantine Nihilyon