Sacred Turf

I promised you guys Suis didn't I?

Well, here it is.

Enjoy!

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Luis and Sven were the kind of couple that acted very much like an old married pair.

They bickered. They threw half-meant insults at each other. They even had these confusing inside jokes that only few understood.

However, on some days, it’s like they’re not a couple at all.

They ignore each other. They avoid each other. They even glared at each other when they got the chance.

But by the end of the day, whatever dilemma they previously had would be gone and would be instantly replaced by sweet kisses and loving hugs.

So, all in all, Luis and Sven were a complex couple. But under those layers of emotion and attitude would be two beating hearts that only yearned for its other half.

… Which is funny because if you had said that to their faces a year ago, they would have laughed then slapped you silly.

On the very day they first met, Sven found a very effective way to get on Luis’s ‘delicate’ nerves (Read: Teasing) and Luis found a very effective way of getting back at him (Read: Pranks and Retorts). That wasn’t  much of a surprise.

It also was not a surprise that they kept it up for majority of the first year. Sharp innuendos and well planned trouble flitted here and there. Intense glaring contests and irritable bitching ensued. Heck, even graded group works and bell works did not escape the petty feud.

For in this feud, many things broke. Teasing echoed. Prank debris littered the hallway.

But most of all, classmates were constantly annoyed. Annoyed at Sven, for not being civil enough toward a boy he obviously liked. Annoyed at Luis for not responding well enough toward Sven’s obviously false jeering.

And annoyed at them both for being so stubborn.

Because, of course, Sven’s teasing and mocking was in no way a method of communicating the words ‘I like you, let’s be friends’. No! Why on earth would he be friends with somebody he loved to vex so? It wasn’t like he didn’t know how else to talk to somebody like Luis. It wasn’t like his teasing was the only barrier he could hide his vulnerable and shy self behind. Hell to the no!

And, most definitely, Luis’s snapping and his pranks were not in any way playful in content. They were his only means of payback. They were not his way of saying he enjoyed the undivided attention. Pffft, definitely not!

And that very same attitude carried on for months… At the end of it all, their friends decided that maybe it was a good idea to lock them inside the janitor’s closet and wait it out.

The typical Riverside Academy treatment.

But, hey, it worked!

Maybe a little too well.

For they became more than friends. They became a couple. They became Suis (shut up, it’s a good name).

And they were a very compatible couple. Sure, they still played pranks on each other and on others. Sure, they still threw insults at each other and bickered like an old married couple.

But they love each other. And honestly? It’s sweet. Cavity inducing, but beautifully sweet.

However, when asked about what they talked about or did in that janitor’s closet, the sweetness of their relationship would suddenly hike up into something more heated and a secret smile would pass between the two.

And then the nearby Riverside students would balk and swiftly move on, ignoring how Sven and Luis would suddenly disappear for an hour. Or two.

So, never ask about what happened in the janitor’s closet.

That’s sacred, turf, man. Sacred turf.

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A/N: Yeah. That's it. Fairly short, for once, yeah?

Oh, and by the way, the collab? Jane Doe said that she's a tad bit busy with school. So I'm doing it! This episode might come in two parts, though. I might also slip a little mystery in there.

But, you'll have to wait for the post to find out!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I am an evil, evil person.

More Power To You!

-Duchess Constantine Nihilyon

PS Sorry, guys, no GIFs today. I think you've had your fill with my GIF spam post. XDDD